Call Center Call Customer "Little Girl" For Not Buying Computer

In this supposedly real call leaked from a Panamanian call center, a call center rep mocks a customer when he decides not to buy a new computer because it doesn’t come with speakers, calling him a “little girl” and a “little pussy girl.” Whether it’s real or not, it doesn’t really matter, it’s funny. Transcript inside…

ROBERT: Thank you for choosing _ my name is Robert, what can I do for you today?

CUSTOMER: Yeah, I’m calling about the computer that’s on sale for 999 on a flyer that came in the newspaper.


CUSTOMER: And I would like to order that one.

ROBERT: Ok, let me confirm everything with you. We have a Paintingum 4 processor, 520 with h2 terminal 2.8 gigahertz, DVD player in the first bay and a free CD boner in the second bay… no floppy drive. You wanna add a 3 and half floppy drive?

CUSTOMER: Will this not do a disk? If I want it to put something on a desk will this not do it?

ROBERT: Yeah actually we recommend you the floppy because it’s only thirty dollars. Three zero.

CUSTOMER: Oh, okay, no I don’t want that.

ROBERT: Ok, are you sure you want to do that? Because the future is gonna cost more money. K, uh, no speakers.

CUSTOMER: Speakers don’t come with it?

ROBERT: No sir. It’s not on the flyer.

CUSTOMER: Hmm. Ok, well let me read it a little bit better and I’ll call back.

ROBERT: Why? You have the flyer in front of you?


ROBERT: Then why you call me back, it’s bad for me, you call me again again again, and it’s only gonna be back.

CUSTOMER: I didn’t realize it didn’t have speakers and I don’t want to have to order speakers for this price, so I’ll just look somewhere else and find me another computer.

ROBERT: Oyyyyyyeeeee. I can’t believable. Like a little girl. I can believable. Only for speakers. Go ahead, little girl. Little pussy girl. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here.

CUSTOMER: Lemmie lemmie lemmie talk to your manager.

ROBERT: Little girl. Little girrrrrrlll. You a little girl little girl little girl little girl little girl little girl.

CUSTOMER: Are you going to let me talk to your manager?

ROBERT: Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhhhhh. Little baby girrllllllll. Little hooo-ker. Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.