There will be a Consumerist Neighborhood eBay Garage Sale starting tomorrow, Monday. Get your listings up and when the post appears, add your stuff in the comments. Let’s clean out the closets and make some cash.


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  1. CumaeanSibyl says:

    Damn, I can’t lay hold of a digital camera on this short notice. Next time, could we please get a few days’ more advance warning?

  2. speedwell (propagandist and secular snarkist) says:

    Crossposted from the jackoff video post following this one:

    Consumerist, could you please drop the offensive information from the front page so those of us who log on from work tomorrow can participate in your garage sale? I don’t think you’re going to have many of us join you tomorrow unless you do.

  3. y2julio says:

    @speedwell: I don’t see what’s offensive about it.

  4. speedwell (propagandist and secular snarkist) says:

    I don’t give a plugged nickel personally, but apparently the corporate smut filters on most people’s work Internet access care.

  5. Trai_Dep says:

    Slightly used younger brother. Small. Fast. Loathe to complain given the proper disincentives. Alarmingly canny in the right (wrong) time to pound on bathroom door (wink wink nudge nudge) yet filled with enough guilt over his own “leisurely showers” to not escalate to parents. Must move fast, Mom’s probably got another one in the oven ready to sprout. Good for… Good for… Good for…

    Oh god, please just take him. Take him. No questions asked.

  6. speedwell (propagandist and secular snarkist) says:

    @trai_dep: Oh, what a shame. Why would you want to get rid of him? Sounds like his special, uh, talent could come in handy on your next trip to Wal-Mart. (Wink, wink.)

  7. tgesource says: