A Derby, Kansas Walmart was evacuated after an unknown substance caused 125 people to become nauseated and have difficulty breathing. “This is not a terrorist incident,” said Derby Fire Chief Brad Smith. They think one of the photo machines might have malfunctioned. [Wichita Eagle]


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  1. GitEmSteveDave says:

    Did the flip-flops finally mutate into an airborne strain?

  2. geekfather says:

    Why do copiers hate ‘Merica?

  3. posturific says:

    @geekfather: copiers hate our freedom.

  4. mph says:

    I, for one, am shocked that the terrorists did not decide to strike in Derby, Kansas.

  5. ARP says:

    That’s what the terrorists want you to think (it’d be funny if people in our government actually didn’t think this way).

  6. MENDOZA!!!!! says:

    that, people, is the smell of failure

  7. Buji says:

    Derby Panthers FTW! (sorry, grew up there)

  8. monkey33 says:

    No, that’s just the smell of Derby.

  9. Nemesis_Enforcer says:

    @mph: Well it is home to a lot of Air Force people from Mcconnell AFB. One of the biggest US bases for Air Refuling Tankers…maybe it is a bigger plot. HMMMMM

  10. girly says:

    I hate that stores have things like this that pose a risk to you, but apparently no way to detect potentially dangerous failures.