This company shows off the tools parents can use to spy on their children. You can get a keylogger that looks like just an extension to the USB keyboard. You can take their SIM card, transfer all the data to your computer, and then browse through all their calls and text messages using special software. You can install GPS in their shoes. You can use a handy little kit that easily and quickly detects the presence of semen on a surface.

They’re all less cost-effective than talking to your kids and listening to what’s going on, but we guess that’s too hard to package and sell that.

[via The Morning Show with Mike and Juilet]

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