Corrupt JFK Baggage Handlers Are Uncool

Ladies and Gentlemen, the NY Daily News brings you a photo of the corrupt baggage handlers who were busted for running a drug smuggling ring at JFK airport.

Thou art douchebags.

The employees allegedly were supervised by Jorge Espinal, a cargo supervisor for Delta Air Lines who diverted drug shipments to a safe area outside the scrutiny of inspectors and drug-sniffing dogs.

18 JFK airport workers arrested on drug charges [Daily News]


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  1. Uh oh... Cleveland says:

    As long as they’re not stealing my luggage (or smuggling the drugs inside my luggage, hopefully they used their own), how much do I really care about this?

  2. Hawkeye1659 says:

    This as opposed to all the corrupt JFK baggage handlers who ARE cool?

  3. Hawkeye1659 says:

    @Uh oh… Cleveland:

    Hey, if I have to fight to get a small bottle of mouthwash as my carry on, they’re not allowed to smuggle drugs…It’s only fair.

  4. timmus says:

    Well, to be fair, they haven’t been convicted yet. We’ll see what Judge Wapner has to say about them.

  5. DrGirlfriend says:

    @timmus: Excuse me, it’s now Judge Milian. She’s sassy but fair, whereas Wapner was, well, he was kind of sassy too.

  6. ChrisC1234 says:

    I’d prefer to see Judge Judy go off on them.

  7. mconfoy says:

    once again, this site picking on the successful entrepreneurs.

  8. JustAGuy2 says:

    Hey, I’m just impressed that JFK baggage handlers have the coordination and organization to pull this off. They’ve never showed such skills when it comes to _my_ bags.

  9. Chairman-Meow says:

    @Uh oh… Cleveland: Because if they are sucessfully smuggling drugs they could easily smuggle other items like, oh say, weapons, explosives, lead-tainted Chinese toys, etc.

  10. Trai_Dep says:

    Truth to tell, the pang of finding my alarm clock missing would be sorta compensated if they left a kilo of something as a Thank You.

    It’d just be the polite thing to do.