Great Moments In Commercial History: Rejuvenique

This thing is just plain terrifying. That’s all we have to say.

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(Thanks, Rick!)


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  1. girly says:

    Pretty disturbing with the sound off!

  2. Sweet!! I remember these infomercials, who needs the death penalty when you can zap yourself at home!

  3. mcjake says:

    Oh good god. I’ve had to use those “tiny little impulses” used on my leg in physical therapy and they hurt like hell. I can’t imagine what it’s like on the face.

  4. kc2idf says:

    This must have been the inspiration for the “Insta-tuck” in the Eddie Murphy move Holy Man.

  5. AlexG32 says:

    Did anyone else notice that those people didn’t blink at all?

  6. newlywed says:

    but the real question is: does it work?

  7. homerjay says:

    Does it come with a hatchet so you can go on your murderous rampage while you tone and rejuvinate your face?

  8. Andrew says:

    Creepy. Just creepy.

    It’s not enough that you’re electrocuting your face, but you get to do it with a strange mask on.

    Don’t use it with small children or animals around…

  9. remusrm says:

    i think is hot…

  10. Zombietime says:

    When you’re done vibrating your face, you can rob a bank incognito!

  11. lestat730 says:

    I can just picture that mask being used in some low budget horror movie….

  12. Nytmare says:

    @newlywed: Yes, zaps from a 9-volt cause human skin to be “tighter, toned, youthful-looking, fresher, more vibrant, and glowy.” But apparently it only works on young women wearing lots of makeup.

  13. @mcjake: Are you talking about a TENS unit?

    I don’t see how this can be safe. Sending electricity into your face, near your eyes, just sounds like a horrible idea.

  14. 4ster says:

    They look like that guy who got impaled in the spiky-wrestling thing in Flash Gordon.

  15. Saboth says:

    Now I’m all turned on.

  16. Dennis says:

    That’s the 2nd most frightening thing I’ve seen in the past 4 hours.

  17. byondhelp says:

    Like girly, I watched this muted, and will probably have nightmares for weeks. The first scene of the slow zoom-in on the twitching eye behind the mask. *shudder*

  18. phantomoftheopry says:

    It’s like watching an infomercial version of Les Yeux Sans Visage

  19. Anonymous says:

    It makes your skin younger with bull and transforms you into a serial B movie killer!


  20. Froggmann says:

    @newlywed: No the best quesion is, “Will it blend?”

  21. infinitysnake says:

    @Froggmann: For sure…

  22. scarletvirtue says:

    I think I saw that mask in the film “The Man In The Iron Mask” – but I could be mistaken!

    Also, why would anyone want to use something that is pretty much like electrocuting yourself over a long term basis?

  23. YoHenYo says:

    Looks like the movie, “Eyes Without a Face.”