Step 1) Locate olive oil aisle.

Step 2) Attempt to open olive oil. Fail.

Step 3) Come back in a few minutes.

Step 4) Open a new bottle of olive oil, pour it on the floor.

Step 5) Come back in a few minutes. Pretend to fall.

You guys can fill in the rest of the steps, just make sure to include “wait for paramedics.”

Surveillance Camera Captures ‘Slip-N-Fall’ Scam [WCBS]

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