This is the music video for I Go Chop Your Dollar, a Nigerian 419 scammer’s braggadocious ballad about how he tricks stupid white people into sending him money. Some of the lyrics go, “The refinery is mine/I will award you the contract/Just give me some money for paperwork/You are the big fool,/I am the master…/It’s I that’s the master!”

Gotta say, we agree with the ol’ chap.

Singer Nkem Owoh was arrested early this month on suspicions of being a 419 scammer. Hit the link for the full lyrics.

“I Go Chop Your Dollar”: Anthem of the Nigerian 419 Spammer [Ectoplasmosis]

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