Clearance Items: Fast Food Crime Watch!

That’s right, it’s…. The Consumerist Grease Blotter


Man knifed in back , court told [EADT]
SHOCKED shoppers saw a man plunge a knife into another man’s back in Bury St Edmunds’ town centre, a court has heard. Nicholas Reed was walking to McDonalds when he was approached by two men before one punched him in the face

Deliveryman robbed by men with gun [Capital-Journal]
A Pizza Hut deliveryman’s call to a vacant house late Friday turned out to be a recipe for robbery.

Terror and death inside the KFC kidnap siege [Shanghai Daily News]
Other witnesses recalled that the mother was crying. She had taken out her wallet and pleaded with the man to release her little girl. The man was yelling out that “I want to eat KFC,” witnesses said.

Witness plea after robbery in broad daylight [Dunstable Today]
Two men in balaclavas jumped over the counter at the KFC restaurant in the White Lion Retail Park and threatened staff with a knife on Wednesday last week