In an effort to make our self-imposed job of nicknaming America’s CEOs easier, Sirius Satellite Radio CEO Mel Karmazin took Sirius’ annual shareholder meeting as an opportunity to announce that Sirius “sucked less” than XM radio. Mel’s exact words were, “We suck less.”

We don’t currently find ourselves in a position to speak intelligently on the topic of which satellite radio service sucks more, but we do appreciate Mel’s, uh, frankness.. —MEGHANN MARCO

Sirius Satellite Radio Boss: ‘We Suck Less!’ [Fox News]

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