Top Posts Of The Week

NWA Worker Ejaculates On Passenger
“An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.”

7 Confessions of a Cingular Sales Rep
“If you want to change your rate plan, do it in a retail store instead of on-line or over the phone. Officially after 1/2 of your contract is over a rate plan change results in a contract extension, but I’ve never once seen that rule enforced in the store.”

8 Confessions Of A Former Verizon Sales Rep
“Insurance is a rip-off. It costs too much and has a $50 deductible.”

LEAKS: Walmart PowerPoint On “3 Customer” Plan
“Walmart classifies 14% of “The Shopper Universe” as being “Conscientious Objectors.” We guess these are the people who refuse to shop at Walmart on principle”

Jiffy Lube’s Underhanded Charges
“Carlo’s car was a chameleon. They thought the car was green, even though Carlo told them it was “bluish-green.” Well, that explains everything.”

6 Confessions Of A Former Sprint Sales Rep
“Sprint has joined the ranks of cell phone providers whose former (and current) sales reps are beating down the Consumerist’s door, eager to tell all.”

Free Starbucks Next Week
“It won’t come without a price. Expect long lines. Some people report using up their entire lunch break just waiting for their free coffee when Starbucks does one of these free national coffee break deals.”