WCCO: An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

Copy of the complaint filed by, interestingly enough, an FBI agent assigned to the International Terrorism Squad, inside. Apparently, there might be some concern that a squad of these fellows could take over a plane with ejaculate. Think about it, the entire plane could be incapacitated by a clutch of capable gents, especially if they were violating the 3 oz rule.

This is really disgusting. NWA should fire the worker, he’s only been suspended so far, give the lady a profuse apology, and a fistful of free tickets.

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— BEN POPKEN

Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Assault On Flight [WCCO]

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