Create and Vote For The New Consumerist Tshirt Slogan

Hey kids, let’s make a tshirt! You write the slogans, you pick the good ones. The winning slogan gets made into a tshirt. If we pick your slogan, you get 3 free shirts and everlasting fame and glory.

Inside there’s a fancy form with magic computer code that lets you submit a slogan. After you submit, you go to the voting.

Be sure to read the legalese that tells ya we own your slogan. You can submit as many slogans as you want, but only one every 30 minutes. We’ll pick the winning slogan in two

To go straight to the voting, go here.

Go inside! Submit!

Choose your slogan carefully! While you can submit as many slogans as you want, you can only submit one slogan every 30 minutes.


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  1. infinitysnake says:

    Eh, someone ganked my previous submission already. Bah.

  2. krunk4ever says:

    The 30 minute timer has a bug. I had accidentally tried to submit my slog before the 30 minute delay, and it appears to have reset the timer to an additional 30 minutes from my failed submission.

    //krunk (^_^x)

  3. boggsmachans says:

    Can One Nazi Shirt Unite Many Educated Readers In Stopping Terror spells out CONSUMERIST

  4. homerjay says:

    Didn’t we try this last year?

  5. He says:

    @krunk4ever: That’s not a bug. It’s to keep people from obsessing.

  6. Ben Popken says:

    @homerjay: Yeah but this time it’s going to work! And we’re going to make the shirt, damnit!

  7. kamikasee says:

    I already voted, but I noticed there are a lot of slogans that contain trademarked names (AOL, Walmart, etc). You might as well scratch those. I think if you try to sell a Tshirt with the name and/or logo of one of these corporations, you’re going to find some lawyers knocking on your door.

    Plus, consumerist is bigger than any one company!

  8. emax4 says:

    What if I have a cool logo to go with the slogan?

  9. Jesse in Japan says:

    Didn’t we already go through all of this?

  10. Phyltre says:

    I’m guessing they didn’t like the submissions they got, or didn’t like how people voted. Either of which would completely defeat the purpose of having community-driven t-shirts. But maybe I’m wrong?

  11. AcilletaM says:

    There won’t be a shirt; the Consumerist is a tease!

  12. kakashisan says:

    “You can’t spell Consumerist without Con!”

    I keed, I keed…

  13. thereviewer says:

    PLEASE put them on American Apparel shirts, or at least make that option.

  14. olegna says:

    >> Eh, someone ganked my previous submission already. Bah.

    Hey, me too! I submitted “Buyer Be Aware” last time, and, frankly, I still think that’s the best one. Come to think of it: Seller Beware / Buyer Be Aware has some kind of funky vibe to it.

  15. Scott Kidder says:

    If someone already submitted a slogan, you can vote for theirs!

    And yes, we will be printing on American Apparel shirts.