Winner Announced For Cat On A Walmart Nazi T-Shirt Caption Contest

Last week we asked our readers to create captions for this picture of a fine feline on a Nazi insignia shirt sold by Walmart.

We have a winner!

“Here we see demonstration cat show us how Wal-Mart has handled the Nazi shirt issue.”

Congratulations, thereviewer! Please email tips at consumerist dot com from the email you signed up for comments under with your name and address. Your $25 gift card to Target will arrive shortly thereafter.

Runners Up
phrygian: When I work up my next hairball, I have the perfect shirt to vomit on.
shoegazer: Every time you masturbate… A kitten buys a Nazi T Shirt.
adamondi: Ich bin eine Todeskatze! (I am a death cat!)

— BEN POPKEN