Help Ben Find A Raincoat

It’s raining. We need to buy a raincoat. We did some cursory looking through Amazon and Shopzilla and found nothing. Here are our specs:

• Light-weight
• Does not look like a bag
• Size: Men’s Large
• $20 < Cost < $200
• Durable
• Comfortable
• Hooded
• Looks cool, not stupid
• Epaulets are cool, all-over prints are cool, bright colors are cool. Black is also cool.

Suggestions?

— BEN POPKEN