Receipt Checking Is For Pussies

David Pelfrey never lets Costco check his receipt. He always gets away with it.

    “One problem with this receipt-checking system is that on busy days it forces customers to form long lines at the exit. On some of my visits, I decided to roll past this line with my items, now that I owned them, and head straight to my car. The first time I tried this, a woman shouted at me to return to the store. I believe she was still yelling “Sir! Sir!” as I departed Patton Creek and approached the interstate ramp.”

— BEN POPKEN

Customer Confidential [Black & White] (Thanks to Malatron!)