Thank god for small favors, “KFC” is back to Kentucky Fried Chicken after over a decade of trying to make us forget the “fried” part. Or, come to think of it, maybe it was the “Kentucky” they were worried about. Anyway, it’s back, and the Colonel himself has undergone a bit of a redesign. He now sports an apron, which is a nice touch.
Also, to celebrate, Kentucky Fried Chicken is marketing to extraterrestrials by becoming the the world’s first brand visible from space.
“If there are extraterrestrials in outer space, KFC wants to become their restaurant of choice,” KFC President Gregg Dedrick said in a statement.
No word if Xenu likes Regular or Extra Crispy.—MEGHANN MARCO