• Woot: InFocus IN72 Home Entertainment DLP Projector with 76″ Screen $649.99 after $300 rebate. Up to 1024
768 resolution, handles HD, and curves so sweet you wanna hump ’em.
• 30% off any one item at Borders with this printable coupon. Reading is cool.
• Free Trojan “Mint Tingle” condom. We used to have a Dominican landlord who splashed Listerine down there for the ladies, but we suppose this will do in a pinch.