Cook in the Kitchen, Cook in the Bedroom

That annoying Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus guy is taking money from Sears (yes, the department store) to study whether or not cooking more improves your sex life.

You’ll never guess the result!

“Close to 58 percent of couples who always cook together claim a satisfactory love life compared with a mere 30 percent who rarely or never hook up to make meals.”

Awesome. And get this :

“The study coincides with the retailer’s new Kenmore Pro line of upscale cooktops, dishwashers, ovens, ranges, range hoods, refrigerators, and warming drawers designed to compete against models from brands such as Thermador and Viking.”

What a clever way to sell appliances, and not just appliances… “upscale appliances.” One assumes after cooking cilantro glazed snapper from Whole Foods on your upscale appliance, you’ll be in the mood for some upscale sex on your upscale sheets. Just one snag, when trying to improve your love life… a new gas range costs a heck of a lot more than a vibrator, and unlike a vibrator, if you fall asleep with a gas range still on… you might die.