U-Haul Has A Penis?

After examining the Lil’ Hauler Plush Toy Trailer (left, $9.95), reader Matt found that its proboscis bore an unmistakable reference to something he hadn’t been able to find among his fat folds in some time.

Matthew asks, “Is the little trailer indeed sporting wood?”

Normally we would consider such questions infra dig, but after the recent ruckus over the Peekaboo Dance Pole (ages 4+) we’re just not so sure about this so-called “toy industry.”

Whatever the answer, Lil Sammy Mover and Lil Hauler make quite a joysome pair when connected together.

Readers are invited to call1-866-277-6855 and share the truth they discover.