Starbucks Caffeine Inhaler

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“… currently being test marketed, delivers a grande sized burst of caffeine with each blast while making your breath minty fresh.”

We’re holding out for the next-gen needle version. The tie-off rope will be made of 100% fair trade organic hemp rope.

[The Sherman Foundation via Adfreak]


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  1. adamondi says:

    This cannot possibly be real. Isn’t this sort of story supposed to be reserved for April Fools’ Day?

  2. Anonymously says:

    Think-geek’s April Fools version:

    Possible source image for the Starbucks hoax:

  3. AcilletaM says:

    Plus the dude’s website is dedicated to two of the three dogs who live in his belly.

  4. He’s also got a post about freebasing a fifth of Jameson’s.

  5. OnoSideboard says:

    You’d be shocked how many times a Starbucks barista hears “This is cheaper than my old coke habit” from a regular.

  6. Henrythoreau says:

    I can’t wait for the pumpkin spice inhaler.


  7. Mike Panic says:

    Digg this story h e r e

  8. Mike Panic says:

    Digg this story h e r e

  9. segfault, registered cat offender says:

    OK, we know we can digg this story already!

  10. Is that the best they can do?

  11. BetsyS1216 says:

    just imagin how much money they will make when finals come around! i know i want one!

  12. Anonymous says:

    I work at starbucks and weve had an interest in people wanting their coffee in IV form. More direct caffeen, easer to refil and good to go. No joke people were interested, we were