Monsanto Has Trouble Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning

After losing the first round of Worst Company In America, Monsanto suffered from low self-esteem and decreased motivation.

    ST. LOUIS, Oct. 11 (AP) — Monsanto said on Wednesday that its quarterly loss widened as lower sales of seeds and related products offset higher sales of Roundup and other herbicides.

Losses are expected to be made up next quarter with the launch of a new new agricultural product designed to curb population growth in third world countries. They’re still kicking around a few name but so far Infanticide leads the pack.

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