Extremely Irate Building Manager Screaming For Elevator Repair

Recording of a building manager who wants his crappy elevator fixed, “right this [expletive] minute.” Even if the repairman shows up in the next five minutes, he vows to “still punch his [expletive] face in.”

Kudos to the customer service rep for remaining completely cool and professional the whole time (a study in contrasts).

Comedy gold, and the martian totally makes it.