Cingular Salesman Attack Each Other With Boxes

Word has spread out that Cingular sucks and is screwing over their customers, causing a steep dropoff in walk-in customers to the cellphone company’s retail locations.

The stagnation has gotten so bad that their their salesman are reduced to cruel cardboard box pranks to entertain themselves.

Please visit a Cingular store today and help put a stop to employee-on-employee violence.