Cingular Salesman Attack Each Other With Boxes

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The stagnation has gotten so bad that their their salesman are reduced to cruel cardboard box pranks to entertain themselves.

Word has spread out that Cingular sucks and is screwing over their customers, causing a steep dropoff in walk-in customers to the cellphone company’s retail locations.

The stagnation has gotten so bad that their their salesman are reduced to cruel cardboard box pranks to entertain themselves.

Please visit a Cingular store today and help put a stop to employee-on-employee violence.