Valleywag gets all player hater on the Apple iTV which is supposed to be the flux capacitor between TVs and computers.

In convenient chart format Nick Douglas compares the new Apple product to the first video cable he found on Amazon.com.

Whoopsy, Jobs, looks like you need a new pair of distressed jeans. Douglas just spilled your pimp cup all over your lap.

“iTV vs Cable” [Valleywag]

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