Target Needs To Fire Their Website Copywriter

It wasn’t but last week that we endured the presidential doll nomenclature crisis, and now this!

The offending page has since been fixed but up until at least 10:42 pm last night, Target offered an alternate version of the caucasian Oopsy Poopsy Puppy Barbie doll. This darker skinned Barbie also had a black, oh wait, we mean, “urban,” dog. We hear that in the store, they actually stock these dolls at opposite ends of the shelf, to avoid miscegenation.