FDA Approves Over The Counter Plan B

Consumers everywhere can now put down their Siphilum divining rods, the Food and Drug Administration gave thumbs up for a next-day pregnancy prevention pill without prescription.

Sale will only occur in health clinics and pharmacies. Proof of age is required, as sale without prescription is restricted to 18 and up.

Which makes sense, as nobody under 17 ever has unprotected sex

FDA Announcement