Consumerist Tshirt Contest: FINAL DAY

Today is the very last day to get your Consumerist tshirt ideas in. Put them in the comments or send them to, subject line: tshirt.

Winner gets fame, glory, and an Oozinator.

See what others thought up here.

We have a problem, though. There’s too many entrants to create a poll including every single one. So what we were thinking was going through and posting what seemed like the 10 strongest ideas.

If then there was a significant reader demand for a particular slogan, we’d add it to the roster. Then, FINALLY, we all vote for our favorite. How does that process sound?


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  1. He says:

    This looked cut off in the last list of submissions, so I’ll repost it on it’s own (I’m all about self love):

    The Consumerist: A Morning After Pill for Corporate Rape

  2. why not says:

    Cruel, yet efficient…

  3. AcilletaM says:

    Do it.

  4. RandomHookup says:

    I was kinda hoping for “We Will Not Be Silent” in Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Russian, Greek and Swedish. Just for the folks at JFK Airport.

  5. magic8ball says:

    Sounds fair. Seriously, has “we will not be silent” been submitted? No? Eh, that would probably be more of an ACLU t-shirt.