Morning Deals Round-Up

• Today’s Woot!… a three thousand dollar projector you can ill afford! It’s actually the InFocus ScreenPlay 7210 HD DLP Projector for $2,999.99 (plus five bucks shipping). By all account, this is an excellent deal on an excellent projector, but what kind of crack-dealing blog mogul would you have to be to afford it, even without shipping?

• This week’s Wine.Woot! is luckily more affordable. A Merryvale Napa Valley Medley for $79.99. Like small obnoxious children or girlfriends who want to break up with you, all wines but the Sauvignon Blanc are very cellarable.

Free sample of Tampax Pearl Scented! Note to our teenage readers: this isn’t really what vaginas smell like.

Highlights from Dealhack

Blueridge Acoustic Guitar $350 Shipped at Musician’s Friend

Vison 17-inch LCD Flat Panel Display only $100 at Tiger Direct

Save $100 off 30GB & 60GB Apple iPod Video at Apple Store