• Today’s Woot!… a three thousand dollar projector you can ill afford! It’s actually the InFocus ScreenPlay 7210 HD DLP Projector for $2,999.99 (plus five bucks shipping). By all account, this is an excellent deal on an excellent projector, but what kind of crack-dealing blog mogul would you have to be to afford it, even without shipping?

• This week’s Wine.Woot! is luckily more affordable. A Merryvale Napa Valley Medley for $79.99. Like small obnoxious children or girlfriends who want to break up with you, all wines but the Sauvignon Blanc are very cellarable.

• Free sample of Tampax Pearl Scented! Note to our teenage readers: this isn’t really what vaginas smell like.

Highlights from Dealhack

• Blueridge Acoustic Guitar $350 Shipped at Musician’s Friend

• Vison 17-inch LCD Flat Panel Display only $100 at Tiger Direct

• Save $100 off 30GB & 60GB Apple iPod Video at Apple Store

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