With $174 and 11 weeks, H&R Block will teach you to fuck up tax returns like the pros.
“You’ll learn how to help others get the most from their taxes by spotting the most overlooked deductions,” — like listing fake babies! (An undercover report in April found H&R Blocks encouraging customers to list non-existent children to get more tax credits).
Question: is learning how to prepare fraudulent returns part of this class or is that an advanced curriculum?
(Thanks to Christy!)