Oozinator: AV Club Peepshows Hasbro’s Marketing Team
LA improvers The AV Club imagine what must have happened in those heady moments just before Hasbro unleashed the Oozinator upon an unsuspecting nation. One voice of reason tried to explain, “The Money Shot,” but his voice was drowned in a cacophonous sploogeathon.
America will never walk without limping again.
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