Toys have gotten a lot less interesting now that safety standards are more rigorous. The days of accidental maimings, scaldings, immolations and gougings are over. What are you to give that sniveling, obnoxious brat nephew of yours for his birthday now?
Hopefully, some savvy toy manufacturer will recognize the value of some of Worth1000’s Misfit Toys, a photoshop contest for misbegotten toy ideas. Children’s suicide kits, razor-wire princess tiaras, home poaching kits, flaming crayons and baby’s first switchblades abound.
Brutally punish a small, annoying child for his insipid, brat-like behavior with plausible deniability today!
Misfit Toys 2 [Worth1000]