Penny Arcade Tries to Cancel Unwanted Toaster Protection Racket

Penny Arcade called up to cancel the Sears “payment protection plan” they never ordered.

CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER. CANCEL THE TOASTER., etc, etc, ad infinitum nauseum.