Milk is Fucking Awesome

At least, that’s what Amazon.com reviewers are saying. Currently, over three-hundred people have reviewed “milk.”

Nearly universally, the Amazonable milk holds great appeal for the customers, even to the point of possessing magical properties.

It turned one reviewer’s pussy cat into Halle Berry, cured a sister’s ovarian cancer, and others claim it can replace blood in a pinch. Still others simply thrill in what can only be termed, “milkiness.” To wit:

Get some today, pour it down the front of your pants, and sit in it.

Amazon recently decided to offer groceries online. Evidently, this move bothers some people, to the point of creating parody. These people are also bothered by carriages without horses.

Amazon.com reviews of milk. (Thanks to Matt!)