Sundek Beachwear’s Scary Hooks

Hooked flesh is kinda cool. It definitely worked for the meatpacking district and the Hellraiser series. When you’re spinning fairly standard (or at least, certainly not deadly in its level of attractiveness) beachwear? Not so much.

Boy version inside.

The swimming vestments just don’t live up to the ad’s promise.

Though, the way the body is joined at the hip, just like a lure, is pretty neat.


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  1. The_Truth says:

    obviously photoshopped in. Now if it had been done with real hooks and clever makeup it would have looked more intresting. Other than that it looks like an ok photoshop competition entry.

    I guess they are trying to work the shock factor to ship more units.

    Then again here i am talking about it, so maybe its working….

  2. thatabbygirl says:

    It should not be that hard to figure out if the girls are the bait or if they’ve already been hooked by an unseen girl-fisher.

    At least the creepiness is equal gender opportunity creepy.

  3. Ishmael says:

    That’s f’ing creepy. What’s the point again? There’s no way I’d buy beachwear when the models have creepy hooks coming out of their bodies, especially when they look ticked off about it.

    Hello Dilliard’s!

  4. AcidReign says:

    …..Yuck. Hooks aside, a pox on the stupid “boy-leg” women’s swimwear, “tankinis” and knee-length jamms! What’s up with the ugly shit people wear at the pool these days? I want speedos and bikinis back!