The official Ken Lay info page, besides being a prime example of Web 1.0 brochureware, has a letter to visitors penned shortly after the trial’s conclusion. In it, he expresses surprise and shock (twice) at the outcome, some blah blah blah, and then, his belief that this is all part of God’s plan. In light of Ken’s recent “demise,” the concluding paragraph runs rife with irony and foreboding.

You were too good for life in prison, Kenny-boy. God loves you back, so much so that he couldn’t wait to look down and see you dancing on the devil’s pitchfork!

(Thanks to Chris!)

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