We usually do this on Fridays, but today, it’s being done today. Consider it an early Christmas.

• Hipster Swiss Army Knives. Stab your way to Williamsburg success.
• Timbuk2 Listens. They make bags based on your kvetching.
• Save Money On Your Bills Through Lies and Deception. A Machiavellian approach to consumerism.
• Piedmont Hospital Sucks. A medical facility more familiar with their collection agency than the Hippocratic oath.
• When Flying Requires a Shoehorn. They don’t quite have a Big & Tall airline.

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