The News; Fitter, Better, Happier, More Productive

• Goodbye Barbie princess, hello Barbie biatch. [LAT]
• Try It, You’ll Like it, again. True proof there are absolutely no new ideas in advertising. [NYT]
• A month on Paxil taught him to love being shy. [Slate]
• Homeland Security Incorporated; running domestic defense like a business means capitalizing on fear for the unscrupulous. [NYT]

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