Sony Unveils New Model Customer
Sony has unsheathed the latest in its line of consumers, the Steve.
“The 72-inch, 195-pound consumer–a 34-year-old unmarried financial analyst–is smaller, lighter, and swifter than last year’s beta-model consumer, Larry,” reports The Onion.
Other electronic makers are rushing to release their own updated consumer versions which will compete directly with the Steve, including Apple’s iBuy and Nintendo’s “Taeiou” fully accessorizable with several fetching cosplay outfits.
“Sony Unveils New Model Customer” [The Onion] (Thanks to Blair!)
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