A Fusion of Form and Dysfunction

Jeff at LDOPA.net bought a new bagless Hoover Fusion vacuum and gave it a little test drive.

He found its bagless sucking power vastly superior to other, non Tonka truck looking models, and after its first run, had half a grocery bag of dirty hair

Jeff also noted, facetiously, that men are buying the vacuum while women are using it, a point which he either set out to prove or disprove, it’s uncertain which, by coupling the Hoover Fusion with his other favorite quantum particle metaphor product, the Gilette Fusion.

Why stop there? Why not mate it with a horseless carriage?

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