“Hello. My name is Amir Massoud Tofangsazan and i live in Barnet. I’m 19 but pretend to be a lot older and like to pretend that I’m a big businessman when I’m not actually that clever.”

Ripped off on eBay? Who cares about posting negative feedback when you can defame and humiliate your victimizer to the entire world.

One guy bought a laptop on eBay from a 19 year-old Amir Massoud Tofang who not only took over 2 months to ship it, the laptop arrived broken. And filled with private information. And foot fetish porn.

Rather then add a quip to Amir’s Ebay profile, the laptop buyer posted unflattering photos of Amir as well as his passport and some pictures of ladies legs Amir took on the tram with his camera phone.

It’s a hoot. Check it out, as well as the 212 comments, some of which may be vaguely threatening ones Amir tried to make under a fake name. Owned, biznatch.

The Broken Laptop I Sold On Ebay (Thanks to Tiffany!)

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