Today we received a spam inquiring if we would like to see, “cute pulchritudinous teens hardcore *******” …emphasis subtracted, shall we say.

An otherwise brilliant piece of marketing marred by poor copy-editing, its greatest crime being, of course, redundancy.

pulchritude: Characterized by or having great physical beauty and appeal.

Stuff that in your anorak!

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