A couple days ago, we made a passionate plea for pizza delivery companies like Domino’s or Papa John’s to institute internal policies preventing their employees from delivering pizzas in the same vehicles they were using to deliver festering, formaldehyde-flooded corpses. Bad for business.
But perhaps we were too hasty; maybe there is a cross-promotional market for mortuary slash pizza delivery companies. After all, check out how cool this pizza box from New Zealand chain Hell Pizza is. The perforated box can be recomposed into a snazzy little coffin “for your remains.”