“I Blew the Brown Bunny”

Here is a cool t-shirt you can get for only fifteen bucks. It reads, “I Blew Vincent Gallo and all I got was lockjaw.”

Email iblewvincentgallo@gmail.com to order.

Spotted over at the iblewvincentgallo blog.

The Brown Bunny was a fantastic film that caught infamy and notoriety because of a scene where the actress Chloe Sevigny performs fellatio on director and co-star Vincent Gallo. Roger Ebert and the director got into a highly publicized battle where the critic called the movie “the worst movie ever made” and the auteur likened Ebert to a slave-dealer.

It was later revealed Chloe gave head to a prosthesis, and now you can get the t-shirt to prove it. DVD, $11.44 used at Amazon.com.

UPDATE: Tony says, “It should be noted that Ebert changed his opinion of the movie after he saw a re-edited version of the film.”

[via apt broadcast]


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  1. RandomHookup says:

    From whence came the dildo story? It’s not like she hadn’t already chugged Gallo as she dated him for a while.

  2. Bubba Barney says:

    Gallo and Sevigny are trashy. The thought of them going at it: ‘Ick!’.

  3. Gari N. Corp says:

    If only she had spat carefully, she could have been a millionaire! Although I dare say that that new mormon show is keeping her in oversize sunglasses quite nicely right now.