Buy some sweet pre-pixelated shirts and caps. Standard Cafepress rates apply ($19.99-$29.99).

Handy if you’re on a reality show, live in a reality show dense area, or feel like making a fashion statement riffing off reality show ubiquity.

We’re all the stars of our own reality show.

Whoa. Deep. Who cares. It’s a cool shirt idea that stands out in the tweenage wasteland of surplus screenprint lookalikes and decontextulaized ironica. (Thanks to Sean!)

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