Nothing’s Certain Except for Death and Obfuscated Customer Service

Kareem sends a story from his buddy who had trouble getting the promised free e-file from H&R Block that we reported on Feb 3.

Jon followed the free efile link from here on irs.gov to this H&R Block page. Notice the word ‘free’ appearing four times.

After following the instructions, Jon was charged $19.95.

He connected to an ineffectual H&R chat bot who tried to blur the issue. Jon wasn’t having any of that and forced a secret number out of them: call 1-888-4TAXCUT to get the discount code necessary to complete the free efile, a discount code that is not disclosed anywhere else.

The aforementioned coffee klatch, after the jump.

Welcome to H&R Block online technical support. Please wait while we find a technical support agent to assist you.

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You have been connected to Raziel C.

Raziel C: Hello Jon, welcome to H & R Block’s Live Technical Support Chat! How can we assist you today?
Jon: hi
Jon: i clicked the start now button from this page
Jon: http://www.hrblock.com/taxes/partner/index.jsp?otpPartnerId=180
Jon: and i am under 50 and have an AGI of less than 50k
Jon: but i am still being charged for a federal return
Jon: can you please fix that?
Jon: thanks.
Raziel C: Let me help you with that.
Jon: thanks.
Jon: please don’t send me any canned answers.
Raziel C: May I ask if you already e-filed your return?
Jon: i want to talk to a human being, not an FAQ.
Jon: not yet
Jon: i don’t want to be charged $19.99 for it
Raziel C: Okay. One moment please.
Jon: thanks
Raziel C: Thank you for waiting.
Jon: no problem.
Raziel C: Jon, since you haven’t e-file your return and for you to file your return using the Free File option, please create an account by going to http://www.hrblock.com/goto/ffa. Select TaxCut Online Premium to do your federal return for free. If you select to receive your refund via the H&R Block Refund Visa
Prepaid Card, you will also get your state return for free.

We apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.

Thank you for choosing H&R Block.
Jon: right
Jon: that’s what i did.
Jon: so, please help. thanks.
Jon: also
Jon: i don’t *have* to go to the URL you provided
Jon: the URL i provided to you is enough.
Jon: http://www.hrblock.com/taxes/partner/index.jsp?otpPartnerId=180
Jon: or rather, also works.
Jon: in theory.
Raziel C: Jon, you need to create new account on the site http://www.hrblock.com/goto/ffa for you to e-file for free.
Jon: NO I DON’T
Jon: READ THE URL THAT I AM PROVIDING YOU
Jon: Here-
Jon: http://www.hrblock.com/taxes/partner/index.jsp?otpPartnerId=180
Jon: I DON’T NEED TO CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT.
Jon: READ THE PAGE.
Jon: PLEASE HELP!!!!
Jon: Hello?
Raziel C: Jon, you created your account to the partners site only not to the FFA site. Partners site only offers discount not the free e-file.
Jon: that’s not correct
Jon: the partners site says
Jon: FREE TAXCUT Online Premium
Jon: hello?
Jon: in fact, the promotion uses Free four times in the text.
Jon: 1. “Qualified Taxpayers: File your taxes today for FREE”
Jon: 2. “FREE Taxcut Online Premium”
Jon: 3. “START NOW FOR FREE”
Jon: 4. “Start today and do your federal taxes for free!”
Jon: hello?
Jon: are you still there?
Raziel C: Yes. I apologize for the inconvenience, Jon.
Jon: unfortunately, i don’t need an apology, raziel. i need the problem to be fixed.
Raziel C: Inasmuch as I want to help you with that, the problem is beyond my scope of support. Please call 1-888-4TAXCUT regarding your concern. Thank you.
Jon: thanks.
Raziel C: You’re welcome!
Raziel C: Is there anything else we can assist you with today?

Jon: no.
Jon: thanks for your help.

Previously: Consumers Speak: H&R Block’s Free Offer, Only $5.95