Here’s a freakin’ roundup of the sweetest commercials floating around this morning.

Starbust drinks the koolaid, Canadians crash cars into people, Hewlett Packard chops people up, and debt goes… “ANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!” right in your ear all day.

Super chunky blast of content to help you avoid doing work, after the jump.

UPDATE: 3 new ones just added.

CARSTAR

What if hospitals treated us just like car mechanics? Well, we’d freakin’ die and get ripped off, that’s what.

STARBURST

These ads succeed in tapping into the the manic youth weird pervo sensibilities of the moment, much better so than those stupid sheep with human heads Skittles ads or those ones where the kids stay on a rainbow as long as they don’t look down at their pathetic lives.

Candy candy candy!

[via Fredrick Samuel]

HEWLETT-PACKARD

Clever ad asks, “Where do the deletions go?” Why, deletion land of course.

[via Aptbroadcast]

ICBC COUNTER-ATTACK

Graphical! Beware these Canadian anti-drunk driving ads.

[via Adrants]

HOME OWNERSHIP PRESERVATION FOUNDATION

Debt follows you around all day and gets all up in your business and you can’t do a thing about it, sucka.

[via Adrants]

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