Glamour Pits Stilettoed Women in Death Race for Dollars

Image courtesy of 10,000 or 11,877.01 in U.S. torture dollars. The race is masterminded by glossy mysoginists, Glamour Magazine.


On March 9th, Amsterdam
s cobbled streets will be filled with the clatter of stilettos as women run seventy-five meters to vie for the prize of
10,000 or 11,877.01 in U.S. torture dollars. The race is masterminded by glossy mysoginists, Glamour Magazine.

In a disappointment to the hedonistic town
s illiterate trannies, the press release reports
only woman are allowed to run and stiletto’s as well as a copy of the March fashion issue are a must to compete.

Furthermore,
the run will have a guerrilla character.
You know how big the Zapatistas are on pop fashion.

If you
re over there loading up on absinthe for your company
s annual ides of March celebration, go here to apply to race.

Just watch those ankles.