EggFusion: Laser-Etched AdverFood

A company named, somewhat predictably, ‘EggFusion,’ is promoting a technique to etch fresh eggs with text with a method that they hope will see adoption from both food suppliers and advertisers. EggFusion uses a laser to burn a layer of text in the egg shell itself, providing a light grey text on white eggs and lightened text on brown eggs. The laser penetrates about 5% of the shell surface, leaving the contents inside unharmed.

May your next Easter be sponsored by one of many participating corporations.

Product Home Page [EggFusion via AdRants]


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  1. SamC says:

    So… when do I get custom egg messages?

    Not only will I get to egg your house, I’ll be able to do it with insulting messages as well.

    On the other hand, expiration dates right on the eggshell would be helpful… the ads, not so much.

  2. drsmith says:

    I have to agree with the other comment about the expiration date. Have you ever tried to read the dates they print on the cartons at the grocery store? I can handle old beer, but definately not old eggs.